By the very talented cleolinda.
Bedroom of Helen of Troy Sparta
PARIS: Hey, baby, I brought you a pearl necklace.
YOUR OWN JOKE ABOUT PEARL NECKLACES: *inserted here*
YOUR OWN JOKE ABOUT INSERTING THINGS: *inserted here*
HELEN [weepy]: I can’t wear it because I’m sort of already married to that other guy but we’ve been doing the royal nasty for a week already anyway and you’re going to leave tomorrow and WAHHHHH.
PARIS: You could stow away and come with me and start a war that will end up killing 90% of the cast and totally be the downfall of my people and my kingdom!
HELEN: *sniff* I think… that’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
Dr. Frankenstein has a big lab. The Creature is ALIIIIIVE! Count Roxula demands that the Creature be handed over. The fact that Count Roxula is a vampire seems to have escaped Dr. Frankenstein, who is so smart that he can unlock the key to creating artificial life, but can't notice that the guy in front of him is undead. The villagers chase the Creature with pitchforks and torches.
MUSIC: Dundundundundundundun DUN DUH! DUN DUH!! DUN DUH DUN DUH DUN DUHHHH!!!!