A new 2-year degree is being offered for men at UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. It aims to impart the basic skills required of men living in the 21st century and thus crams a lifetime of knowledge into a mere 2 years.
FIRST YEAR
Fall Schedule
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas (Exceptions included)
Winter Schedule
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
Spring Schedule
MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like an Asshole When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001A What's Yours is Half Hers
SECOND YEAR
Fall Schedule
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Winter Schedule
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 212 How Not to Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212 You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important
Spring Schedule
MEN 220 Omitting @%~&*! From Your Vocabulary
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is Not Considered Foreplay
Course Electives:
EAT 101 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discretely
MEN 231 Mother-in-Law
MEN 232 Appear to be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say Yes Dear
ECON 001B Cheaper to Keep Her
Contributed by Mike
